Ye Olde Phong's Head Cantina and Bierkeller - The rebirth

[General Woundwort]

Woundwort jumps off a rapidly-decelerating warp shuttle and walks up to the boarded-up facade of the Home Cantina.

"Good grief... Sancho wasn't pulling my leg. He's really done it."



Nothing to do but meditate in silence for awhile.

After an appropriate pause, Woundwort clears his throat and makes an announcement.

"Gentlemen and ladies... in memory of the long history and traditions of this fine establishment, I want to invite any and all who are interested to come to the Phong's Head in Starfury sector, where I will be holding a wake in honor of the original Cantina's sad passing."

[Growltigger]

Rags, minipol, hang around for a short while,I have been saving one Last crate of super strength ale for a quiet cheeky half to say fare thee well to old times!

[mac5732]

The wizen old one walks up to the cantina and notices the lock on the door. He stares in disbelief. Tears begin to slowly edge their watery way down his facial torso. OH..... he wails to the world at large. Now what will we do for discussions and further research into forbidden areas... he laments.... The old one, walks to his rusted, well used, ShaNa destroyer, walks up the entrance way and is gone for several minutes. Suddenly he returns, walks over next to the cantina door, opens up a portable table and chair, connects his cell phone and orders his usual breakfast of bacon, scrambled eggs, hash browns, toast and several brewskis from one of the local restuarants. He sits back and begins to ponder this unsavory sight of a closed cantina.......

a sad Mac

[Renegade 13]

Having heard of the legendary Cantina from its counterpart in Starfury sector, Renegade walks along he sidewalk towards the location of the Canina. As he approaches the area, he notices an older man sitting before a boarded up door, eating a meal.

It can't be.

The legendary cantina can't be closed.

Not now, not when we all need a place to discuss, argue, create!!

Staring in disbelief, Renegade opens a communication to his ship, the Halitosis.

"Begin immediate research into mortgage law, and find out if there's anyone willing to spare a few credits to reverse this...this....atrocity. Put the word out that I can spare the few thousand credits I made off vaporizing that pirate ship a few days ago."

There must be something that can be done.

[Growltigger]

Of course something can be done. I wouldn't be that incarnation of all that it is clever, expensive, evil and cunning if I wasn't a lawyer!

Watch this space, lock your refrigerators, hide your valuables and put your girlfriends in chastity belts

[Erax]

... Erax hides in the former Cantina's basement, hoping everyone (but especially the Boss) has forgotten about him...

[minipol]

Talking about "Da Boss" Erax, did he already pay you the wages from that Last 3 months that he still owes you?