Ye Olde Phong's Head Cantina and Bierkeller - The rebirth

Renegade 13 · #1 October 23rd, 2003, 03:42 AM

Having heard of the legendary Cantina from its counterpart in Starfury sector, Renegade walks along he sidewalk towards the location of the Canina. As he approaches the area, he notices an older man sitting before a boarded up door, eating a meal.

It can't be.

The legendary cantina can't be closed.

Not now, not when we all need a place to discuss, argue, create!!

Staring in disbelief, Renegade opens a communication to his ship, the Halitosis.

"Begin immediate research into mortgage law, and find out if there's anyone willing to spare a few credits to reverse this...this....atrocity. Put the word out that I can spare the few thousand credits I made off vaporizing that pirate ship a few days ago."

There must be something that can be done.

Growltigger · #2 October 25th, 2003, 03:04 PM

Of course something can be done. I wouldn't be that incarnation of all that it is clever, expensive, evil and cunning if I wasn't a lawyer!

Watch this space, lock your refrigerators, hide your valuables and put your girlfriends in chastity belts

Erax · #3 October 25th, 2003, 07:18 PM

... Erax hides in the former Cantina's basement, hoping everyone (but especially the Boss) has forgotten about him...

minipol · #4 October 25th, 2003, 11:44 PM

Talking about "Da Boss" Erax, did he already pay you the wages from that Last 3 months that he still owes you?

Growltigger · #5 October 27th, 2003, 11:18 AM

Hmmm, Erax hiding in the basement? maybe I can relaunch the cantina as an opportunity for rich businessmen to hunt people a la that awful Jean Claude Van Damme movie set in New Orleans..

I can see it now, discrete marketing to wealthy executives and professionals, bring your own rifle, and have the opportunity to hunt your very own Brazilian..

Gosh, the phone has not stopped ringing. "Yes Mr Gates, we can guarantee a great chase with old Erax in the basement, What's that? you want to use a high powered harpoon gun, and you want his wedding tackle preserved to hang on the wall of Microsoft House as a trophy? Not a problem for a small fee!"

Cheers Erax, I beleive you will rebuild my fortunes. Now if only we can clone you a few times for the head of General Motors

Erax · #6 October 27th, 2003, 11:35 AM

Oops, I've been discovered ! Me and my big mouth.

Erax leaves a cardboard cutout of himself in the basement to fool Mr. Gates (can't be that hard) and attempts to leave via one of the Cantina's less known exits, wearing a Groucho Marx disguise.

Growltigger · #7 October 27th, 2003, 04:26 PM

and the poor Brazilian walks straight into the rather rich bunch of rednecks who have paid a fortune to Growltigga to get to suit any latin american with facial hair...

Erax, you dont get to leave the cantina. All exits are watched and these clients of mine have paid an awful lot of money to get the right to cause you suffering and to stick your head on a wall!