Ye Olde Phong's Head Cantina and Bierkeller - The rebirth

Growltigger · #1 October 28th, 2003, 11:54 AM

Erax, half of the cash they are paying me is based on a success fee. I therefore need to you to get bLasted into atoms to get that fee, but do me a favour and keep your head out of the firing line, as the lads want trophies and I get a further fee if your head is unscathed.

oh, and by the way, can you dress up as Ronaldo as some of the French businessmen are paying extra to shoot a Brazilian football player.

Erax · #2 October 28th, 2003, 01:05 PM

Sadly, I do not look one bit like Ronaldo or any other Brazilian football player. And I played (back when I did play) as a goalie.

Don't worry about the success fees Boss, some of your clients will definitely think they got me.

Edit : Why would the French want to shoot Brazilian football players ? They beat us in 1998 and now have the right to mock us. I think the English and Germans would be more likely candidates.

[ October 28, 2003, 11:11: Message edited by: Erax ]

Growltigger · #3 October 28th, 2003, 01:38 PM

The French just want to shoot everybody, and yes, Helmut Kohl has offered a hefty fee is he gets to smear you in German mustard, stuff all your orifices with sauerkraut and then get to beat you to death with a bratwurst, but I have directed him to speak to Mephisto on this as I think it is a bit weird!

As for the English, yes, all I will say is that I have a large shotgun loaded with szechuan pepper ready to be fired at you if all else fails.

By the way, a large contingent of Turks have also offerred hard cash to bLast you out of existence!

Growltigger · #4 October 30th, 2003, 09:53 AM

Where on earth are Rags and RD and Taz when you need them!?

Ragnarok · #5 October 30th, 2003, 04:53 PM

Rags is walking towards the Cantina as he hears some comotion going on there. On his way there he bumps into Erax who is running away full speed, quick thinking by Rags leads to Ragnarok cuffing Erax to the Dreaded Dwelling Derelict Two Ton Devil Bunny who is walking with Ragnarok. Erax struggles to get free but the Bunny is too powerful for Erax. Ragnarok bust into the Cantina and looks into GTs eyes and exclaims: "I'm Baaacck.....Oh, and I brought a gift." Ragnarok then hands Erax to GT for whatever punishment is in store for him. Ragnarok finds a dusty bottle of vodka and drinks up while waiting for the action to begin.

Erax · #6 October 30th, 2003, 05:43 PM

Thinking quickly, Erax clambers atop the bunny and calls out, "Hey GT, remeber 2002 ? Let me refresh your memory, Brazil 2, England 1 !!"

Growltigga can't contain his rage and lets out a hiss, showing his sabertoothed fangs. This is too much for the poor devil bunny, who takes off at top speed with Erax riding it, while Gt scrambles for his shotgun.

Erax begins to hum the Merry Melodies theme as random bLasts of Sczechuan pepper whizz by his head.

mac5732 · #7 October 31st, 2003, 04:56 AM

The older distinguished gentleman who was sitting near the front cantina door, notices some activity inside the aforementioned establishment. Well, he mutters, seems there is still some life left in the old girl," as he gets up, packs up his table, throws the breakfast dishes on the ground, which shatter into thousands of sharp, pointed stilletos of pain (in front of the door, of course

He then walks carefully thru the door, looks around sees Rags, GT and Erax, saunders over to his favorite table in the cornor, dusts off all the dust and debris, sits down, and looks around for Taz or a FB to order a brewski or two.....