Ye Olde Phong's Head Cantina and Bierkeller - The rebirth

Gryphin · #1 November 17th, 2003, 02:06 AM

Hello guys,
Hope everyone is good.
I miss the place.

We have two computers and cable access so it is not an issue.

Wish I could think of something funny or provacative to say but ...

< bends over moons Growltigga :: Runs for the door >

mac5732 · #2 November 17th, 2003, 05:28 AM

ah, good Gryphin, glad to see your up and about, and Mooning the wiley old furry feline, brings back memories of the old cantina, (besides he deserves the shock

(now keep your hands off my pizza and watch out for the rose bushes

)

as mac signs off from the switch board, he turns around, sees GT standing in the middle of the room, mumbles to himself, what the heck, turns around, bends over and gives the wiley furry toothless one a 2nd shot for the price of one LOL
for old times sake.... Yahooooooooooo iiii eeeeee

Feeling much refreshed, mac pulls up his drawers, walks over to his portable table, picks up a fresh pizza laying on it, picks it up, sees the Gryphin laughing off to the side, and lets fly,
SPLAT,,

Growltigger · #3 November 18th, 2003, 02:50 AM

OH MY GODDDD, it shouldn't happen to a cat.

I have just been mooned by two people who have absolutely no idea what the concept of bottomly hygiene means!

I mean really, Gryphin's back passage is like a sludge pit, a gaping cess pool that looks like one of those sticky toffee puddings you used to get given at school. It really is the jaws of hell - yuk, and as for the stench?!!!

I mean, you would have thought that a purveyor of the "Gryphin position" would know that airtex Y fronts are meant to be changed at least once a month, and not left to harden until they need remving with a blow torch and a welding gun.

YYUK

and as for Mac's fudge tunnel, you would have thought that the colostomy bag would stop a lot of problems there, but rather than cobwebs, we have a gaping pit of bottomly doom!!!!! rectum? too damn right after seeing that aging withered knackered old ring piece. His backside looks like a bloody pizza, one with extra anchovies and bits of pineapple (I dont want to even know what they are!!)

I swear I saw Amelia Earhart, Buster Crabbe and Lord Lucan waving at me from there

I am frankly scared to assault either of the filthy swine with the red hot poker handcannon as the methane gasses obviously evident in their back passages could lead to a violent catastrophic explosion...

and shouldn't someone tell them that underwear should be laundered occassionally, and not held together by funny yellow marks and stubborn understains...

Growltigga leaves the cantina and sounds of violent puking can be heard

Yuk

[ November 17, 2003, 12:52: Message edited by: Growltigger ]

mac5732 · #4 November 17th, 2003, 06:10 PM

LOL

rolling on the floor Mac

CNCRaymond · #5 November 18th, 2003, 02:00 AM

http://www.starchamber.net/

If any one has played this please let me know what you thought of it. Thanks

mac5732 · #6 November 18th, 2003, 05:21 AM

CNC, sorry havn't tried it, but will ck with my 2 sons

just some ideas Mac

Narratio · #7 November 18th, 2003, 05:29 AM

Narratio, a new comer to the bar sits nursing his beer (it's an orphan... poor thing).

"Bartender! A refill here if you would, and get a dozen fresh humans for the horde of Aliens in the corner would you. Oh, and do you know the number of the Customs and Immigration boys? I think some of those Aliens are lacking in Green Cards."