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August 7th, 2003, 09:53 AM
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Re: OT but this might be next years Darwin award
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That guy is gonna get himself killed dead one of these days...
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Everyone who gets born gets killed dead eventually. Well, almost: there are two people listed in the Bible who avoided that.
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August 7th, 2003, 09:57 AM
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Re: OT but this might be next years Darwin award
i think, since there not supposed to taste of death and will pass through it in the twinkling of an eye, it just means they won't be dead a measurable length of time.
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August 7th, 2003, 10:12 AM
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Re: OT but this might be next years Darwin award
Actually, I'm talking about avoided death entirely - One was named Enoch; he's listed in the Genesis lineages - Genesis 5:24 "Enoch walked with God; then he was no more, because God took him away." (NIV) Some would say that it was a euphamisim for death, but that doesn't fit with the rest of the listings; the rest all use "and then he died." The other was one of the prophets - Elijah, I think it was.
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August 8th, 2003, 01:53 AM
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Re: OT but this might be next years Darwin award
IIRC Kain also avoided death. His punishment of killing his brother was to live forever. I might be wrong, though.
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August 7th, 2003, 02:06 PM
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Re: OT but this might be next years Darwin award
Literally his punishment was that he was 'marked' in some way. God also said that no one was to kill Cain, because God would come down on them even harder. But it does not list Cain's death, I don't think it lists the deaths of anyone outside the Adam-Seth lineage.
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August 7th, 2003, 08:40 PM
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Re: OT but this might be next years Darwin award
well, if all are to be resurected, then all must die. even if only for less than an instant.
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August 7th, 2003, 11:19 PM
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Re: OT but this might be next years Darwin award
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Originally posted by Narrew:
I am watching Discovery Channel and they are advertising their upcomming Shark Week, it shows 2 guys standing knee deep in water with sharks swimming around them, it looked like someone was chumming the water from the bank and one guy was saying something like "We are fine as long as we dont thrash around, you see sharks just wont attack us" then you see a different shot with blood in the water and something like "The anatomy of the shark bite, parental guidance is recommended".
Next we will see headlines that some sharks eats some kids replaying what they saw on TV.
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