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September 12th, 2003, 10:28 AM
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Re: OT: And you thought the world was sane...
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Wardad, what is the source of that?
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Was it, perchance, the American Butter Producers Association?  Just a guess...
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LOL! I don't know why this struck me as funny, it's just the wording I guess... somehow it conjures up images (in my head it does, anyway) of ppl flicking through "what Milk" magazine, or in a restaurant perusing the Milk list: "I'll have a bottle of the 1997 Jennifer Smith, please."
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September 12th, 2003, 05:41 PM
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Re: OT: And you thought the world was sane...
Damn, you got me with that post.
I got coffee coming out of my nose.
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September 13th, 2003, 12:54 AM
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Re: OT: And you thought the world was sane...
There is a plan afoot from those Aussies to take over Europe. They are sneaking in, using the problems within EU as cover.
The latest intrusion is a kangaroo running loose in Belgium. Cops had to use helicopters to find it and get it into a zoo.
This is the second attack using kangaroos. There is one running loose in Sweden too. It has never been seen, but it is out there somewhere, just waiting to attack.
Strange how such an animal can travel 600 km in 12 hours. That´s as far apart as it has been observed.
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September 13th, 2003, 07:18 AM
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YOU can try this yourself: Purchase a tub of margarine and leave it in your garage or a shaded area. Within a couple of days you will note a couple of things - no flies, not even those pesky fruit flies will go near it, (that should tell you something) it does not rot, or smell differently.
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September 13th, 2003, 07:23 AM
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Re: OT: And you thought the world was sane...
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Strange how such an animal can travel 600 km in 12 hours. That´s as far apart as it has been observed.
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That's only about 30 mph or so - there are several animals that can manage that - shucks, modern olympic sprinters routinely break 60 mph (for less than a minute, but still...)- why not kangaroos?
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Re: OT: And you thought the world was sane...
60 mph? you sure?
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September 15th, 2003, 09:37 AM
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Kangaroo endurance.
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