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September 14th, 2003, 05:47 PM
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Re: OT Dragon*Con (for Primitive)
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Originally posted by Slynky:
Pretty girl = good sex
Pretty girl + tattoo = exciting sex
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From personal experience, the formula is more like:
Pretty girl = boring sex
Average looking girl = good sex
Average looking girl + toys = exciting sex
Average looking girl + her pretty girlfriend + toys = Hey, a guy can dream 
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September 15th, 2003, 12:47 AM
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Re: OT Dragon*Con (for Primitive)
Unfortunately, the formula is closer to this:
Pretty girl = she already has a boyfriend or husband
Average looking girl = she already has a boyfriend or husband
Unattractive girl = she might be single but you don't want her either.
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September 15th, 2003, 08:10 PM
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Re: OT Dragon*Con (for Primitive)
How can't you like tattoos? I mean, they are so... well, I don't even have an adjective to describe them.  And what about the butterfly bra... Hmm, I am digressing, why am I in this thread to begin with?  |
September 15th, 2003, 08:40 PM
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Re: OT Dragon*Con (for Primitive)
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Originally posted by Kamog:
Pretty girl = she already has a boyfriend or husband
Average looking girl = she already has a boyfriend or husband
Unattractive girl = she might be single but you don't want her either.
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My own system is a little more complicated. For purposes of unfair and unwarranted stereotyping any given young lady is classified by belonging to two of the four following archetypes: Girl Next Door, Out of My League, Freak, and Skank.
Girl Next Door + Out of My League = Loser acts courtish, can't help it, gets nowhere
Girl Next Door + Skank = chase it, get some
Girl Next Door + Freak = relationship potential
Out of My League + Skank = No pursuit, careful approach, likely to have Large Suitors
Out of My League + Freak = try not to start conversation, she won't shut up and you get nothing
Skank + Freak = "Well that's a new one."
I never made much sense of 'pretty', so why not adopt a more complicated, and certainly equally flawed, model.
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September 16th, 2003, 12:51 AM
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Re: OT Dragon*Con (for Primitive)
Slynky - I hope you got the number of the Butterfly top girl. Give her a call and find out where she got the top, because my wife wants it...
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September 16th, 2003, 08:48 AM
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Re: OT Dragon*Con (for Primitive)
According to Dogbert, people can be classified by using two variables: cute/ugly and smart/stupid. Therefore, there are four types of girls:
1. cute and smart
2. cute and stupid
3. ugly and smart
4. ugly and stupid
Category #4 is the largest group, followed by #3, then #2, and then #1.
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September 16th, 2003, 04:00 PM
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Re: OT Dragon*Con (for Primitive)
According to my wife, your analysis also applies to men.
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