OT Dragon*Con (for Primitive)

[Loser]

Originally posted by Kamog:
Pretty girl = she already has a boyfriend or husband
Average looking girl = she already has a boyfriend or husband
Unattractive girl = she might be single but you don't want her either.

My own system is a little more complicated. For purposes of unfair and unwarranted stereotyping any given young lady is classified by belonging to two of the four following archetypes: Girl Next Door, Out of My League, Freak, and Skank.

Girl Next Door + Out of My League = Loser acts courtish, can't help it, gets nowhere
Girl Next Door + Skank = chase it, get some
Girl Next Door + Freak = relationship potential
Out of My League + Skank = No pursuit, careful approach, likely to have Large Suitors
Out of My League + Freak = try not to start conversation, she won't shut up and you get nothing
Skank + Freak = "Well that's a new one."

I never made much sense of 'pretty', so why not adopt a more complicated, and certainly equally flawed, model.

[ September 15, 2003, 19:41: Message edited by: Loser ]