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Old September 23rd, 2003, 12:17 AM
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Primitive feels the pull.
Yeah, time to take a crap. Now, where is the hole ?

Primitive spots a nice designer bowl. Ahhhhhh...

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Old September 23rd, 2003, 06:56 AM
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Ever play Duke Nukem 3d? Remember the first theater level with the alien on the john getting blown away? well primitive, we are redoing that Doom style!
*gets his double barrel and kicks in the door...*
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Old September 23rd, 2003, 07:30 AM
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Primitive feels the pull.
Yeah, time to take a crap. Now, where is the hole ?

Primitive spots a nice designer bowl. Ahhhhhh...
... and Primitive became King by his own hand and wore his crown upon a troubled brow...but that is another story.
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Old September 23rd, 2003, 03:25 PM

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Hey GUTB where did you go...???

He is still driving his mighty armada at 3 miles per month along the interstellar highway bypass and will be arriving shortly
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Old September 23rd, 2003, 04:49 PM
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Primitive, disturbed in his study of an ”artsy” magazine looks up and sees a double barrel stuck in his face. Takes the Bugs Bunny VS Elmer Fudge solution and sticks two fingers in the barrels. Watches the shotgun blow up and Instar left all black and smoky.

Strange, I would have thought that would hurt my fingers a bit more

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Good too see you are familiar with finer culture
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Old September 23rd, 2003, 08:25 PM
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shoves Primitive down his toilet.
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Old September 23rd, 2003, 08:58 PM
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King Primitive, in great distress, calls for his lackeys to pull him free of the toilet.

Erax, now cast as the handiman from the Phong's Head Cantina, strolls in carrying a toolbox.

King Primitive, not wishing to expose his kingly privates to a plebeian, takes off his crown and places it in his lap.

Erax takes one long look at the situation and declares :

"OK, I can get the barbarian dude out, but your King is Reeeeeeeeeeally stuck."
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