So called "plague prevention"

Loser · #1 September 24th, 2003, 02:49 PM

Hey GW was it you that supplied that amusing LotR parody with the cats-for-orks/dogs-for-elves quote?

General Woundwort · #2 September 24th, 2003, 02:54 PM

Of course. Isn't the connection obvious?

EDIT - great truths are worth repeating...

"Do you know how cats came into being? They were dogs, once. Then they were captured by the Dark Powers. Tortured, and mutilated. A ruined, and horrible form of life!"

[ September 24, 2003, 13:56: Message edited by: General Woundwort ]

Loser · #3 September 24th, 2003, 04:13 PM

Excellent. New sig in e-mail.

Wait, who said it? The original, I mean.

[ September 24, 2003, 15:14: Message edited by: Loser ]

General Woundwort · #4 September 24th, 2003, 04:18 PM

Saruman, in the Fellowship of the Ring movie. The origin of orcs is found in The Silmarillion, I believe.

Puke · #5 September 24th, 2003, 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by General Woundwort:
[QBWhat more obvious proof is needed for the inherent evilness of cats. They should be all rounded up and shot into space.

[/QB]

They'd just come back, the very next day.

General Woundwort · #6 September 24th, 2003, 09:14 PM

We don't know that. After all, the song stopped after they tried to shoot the cat out of a cannon. A cannon's shot away just wasn't far enough. Obviously sterner measures are required.

Loser · #7 September 24th, 2003, 09:49 PM

Song?

Perhaps there was more than one cat...