OT-Way OT, Michael Jackson in prison?

oleg · #1 November 21st, 2003, 02:45 AM

WHO BLOODY CARES !!!!

I HATE THE CELEBRITY NONSENSE WE ARE FEEDED FROM TELE !!!!

Sorry for shouting but I'm really pissed off by this modern form of the opium for masses. (used to be a religion - K.Marx copyright)

Will · #2 November 21st, 2003, 03:00 AM

Oh, you didn't mean the vice president of my university?

http://www.usc.edu/about/administrat...r/jackson.html

dogscoff · #3 November 21st, 2003, 09:31 AM

The guy wouldn't Last a week in a normal jail. He'd either be '*****ed' to death by other inmates, kill himself or simply crumble away into dust.

If they find him guilty of anything, therefore, they'll either find some really cushy celebrity prison for him, or put him in a psych hospital or just let him go free because, you know, he's famous. Maybe they'll re-invent house arrest and confine him to that creepy playground ranch he has.

Growltigger · #4 November 22nd, 2003, 02:58 AM

Let's face it, sharing a bed with young boys you are not related to is just a bit strange, and of course, by his own denial, Mr Jackson has not had major pLastic surgery and skin pigmentation treatment.

My arse he hasn't.

gregebowman · #5 November 21st, 2003, 03:03 PM

I don't know how California's law system works for celebrities, but I know that in Florida, we had Darryl Strawberry in prison 3 or 4 times. And he went to a regular prison. Club Fed prisons are exactly that. Federal Prisons, NOT state prisons. I don't think there is such a thing as a Club Fed for state prisons, although there maybe a low-risk prison he may be sent to. All I know, is that he better have a cast-iron chastity belt on when he gets there, and he had better never drop his soap.

Growltigger · #6 November 21st, 2003, 05:24 PM

I dunno, if Wacko drops his soap in front of some 19 stone 6 foot 5 redneck who says "your MY puppy now boy", how would you tell the difference of Wacko's reaction from his normal singing style

He would still be going "Ooohh" in a high pitched pansy voice

Might cure him from his(alledged) paedophile tendencies!

General Woundwort · #7 November 21st, 2003, 05:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by oleg:
WHO BLOODY CARES !!!! I HATE THE CELEBRITY NONSENSE WE ARE FEEDED FROM TELE !!!!

Sorry for shouting but I'm really pissed off by this modern form of the opium for masses. (used to be a religion - K.Marx copyright)

The sad effect of television on British citizens...

http://www.spectator.co.uk/article.p...-11-22&id=3759