Merry Christmas n stuff

[President_Elect_Shang]

Merry Christmass Imperater Fyron!!! (Oh and the rest of you also) Ha-Ha

[Wardad]

Let's not forget Rudolphs Cousin,
Leroy the Redneck Reindeer...

http://www.rienzihills.com/Christmas...ckreindeer.htm

[EvilGenius4ABetterTomorro]

I know these forums have an international reach so please excuse my shock and curiosity about other countries chrismas customs but...C'mon lighted candles and wreath, stuck in little girls hair? Isn't that an accident waiting to happen? I have visions of children dressed in their Hanna Anderson christmas clothes stop,drop, and rolling because little Helga got too close to the christmas tree and now grandmas house looks like a scene from an Indy 500 pit gone bad. Sorry to be such a downer. Happy happy everyone!

Happy Festivus! Festivus for the rest of us.

[Loser]

I've seen a lot of people catch on fire. I've been the responsible, and flammable, party a few times.

I've never seen anyone stop drop and roll. The closest I saw to this was a combusting human on the receiving end of a flying-tackle-into-the-creek.

You can tell kids "Stop, drop and roll." all day long. But until you set them on fire and force them to practice this behavior you will never teach them to stop, drop, and roll.

This public service announcement has been brought to you by The Hacker House: uncontrolled and unsafe bachelor activities for over eight years.

[Wardad]

What if you actually gave your true love the gifts...


Twelve Days of Christmas


December 14, 1997
My dearest darling John:
Who ever in the whole world would dream of getting a real Partridge in a pear Tree? How can I ever express my pleasure. Thank you a hundred times for thinking of me this way.
My love always,
Agnes

December 15, 1997
Dearest John:
Today the postman brought your very sweet gift. Just imagine two turtle doves. I'm just delighted at your very thoughtful gift. They are just adorable.
All my love,
Agnes

December 16, 1997
Dear John:
Oh! Aren't you the extravagant one. Now I must protest. I don't deserve such generosity, three French hens. They are just darling but I must insist, you've been too kind.
All my love,
Agnes

December 17, 1997
Dear John:
Today the postman delivered four calling birds. Now really, they are beautiful, but don't you think enough is enough. You are being too romantic.
Affectionately,
Agnes

December 18, 1997
Dearest John:
What a surprise. Today the postman delivered five golden rings, one for every finger. You're just impossible, but I love it. Frankly, all those birds squawking were beginning to get on my nerves.
All my love,
Agnes

December 19, 1997
Dear John:
When I opened the door today there were actually six geese laying on my front steps. So you're back to the birds again huh? These geese are huge. Where will I ever keep them? The neighbors are complaining and I can't sleep through the racket. Please stop.
Cordially,
Agnes

December 20, 1997
John:
What's with you and those freaking birds?? Seven swans a swimming. What kind of damn joke is this? There's bird poop all over the house and they never stop the racket. I can't sleep at night and I'm a nervous wreck. It's not funny. So stop those freaking birds.
Sincerely,
Agnes

December 21, 1997
O.K. Buster:
I think I prefer the birds. What the hell am I going to do with 8 maids a milking? It's not enough with all those birds and 8 maids a milking, but they had to bring their damn cows. There is manure all over the place. I can't move in my own house. Just lay off me, smartass.
Agnes

December 22, 1997
Hey S**thead:
What are you.....some kind of sadist? Now there's nine pipers playing. And Christ do they play. They've never stopped chasing those maids since they got here yesterday morning. The cows are getting upset and they're stepping all over those screeching birds. What am I going to do? The neighbors have started a petition to evict me.
You'll get yours,
Agnes

December 23, 1997
You Rotten Prick:
Now there's ten ladies dancing. I don't know why I call those ****s ladies. They've been balling those pipers all night long. Now the cows can't sleep and they've got diarrhea. My living room is a river of ****. The Commissioner of Buildings has subpoenaed me to give cause why the building shouldn't be condemned. I'm calling the police on you!
Agnes

December 24, 1997
Listen F!!!head:
What's with those eleven lords a leaping on those maids and ladies? Some of those broads will never walk again. Those pipers ran through the maids and have been committing sodomy with the cows. All twenty-three of the birds are dead. They've been trampled to death in the orgy. I hope you're satisfied, you rotten vicious swine.
You're sworn enemy,
Agnes

December 25, 1997
Dear Sir:
This is to acknowledge your latest gift of twelve fiddlers fiddling which you have seen fit to inflict on our client, Miss Agnes McHolstein. The destruction, of course, was total. All correspondence should come to our attention. If you should attempt to reach Miss McHolstein at Happy Dale Sanitarium, the attendants have been instructed to shoot you on sight. With this letter please find attached a warrant for your arrest.
Cordially,
Law Offices of Badger, Bender and Chole

[Wardad]

Funny, try this.

http://www.banditos.info/speles/sobersanta2.swf

Use your arrow keys to guide Santa Clause to his liquor without getting hit by the toy train or touch the electric tracks. Occasionally you have to catch a cupcake or two to sober him up a bit.

[David E. Gervais]

Originally posted by Wardad:
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!!
(and Fyron )

hmmm, right back at all of you. (and Fyron)

Cheers!

P.S. btw fyron, you are not an afterthought, quite the contrary. you're in a class above us all with your astronomical post count. (I would guess that you look down on Olympus and need some kind of vision enhancement to see us way way down here. )