Narf's 'atomic tree' bLast catches Taz unaware and accelerates his already rapid spin exponentially.
5,000 RPM...
50,000 RPM...
500,000 RPM...
At 999,999 RPM the ACME Spin-o-meter needle hits it's stop and wraps 3 1/2 times around it!
The universe may never know what spin rate was actually reached, but Taz DOES know its result - a tunnel was drilled straight down almost to the Magma layer below!
Taz instinctively realizes his danger and starts to climb
FAST!
However Taz finds that he is being outpaced by the erupting magma and releases, Umm, certain pent-up Taz gasses.
The Magma ignites these gasses and Taz finds that climbing is no longer necessary - HE IS NOW ROCKET POWERED.
Exiting the soon-to-be volcano, Taz angles his body, and using the Last of the gas manages to make a fiery landing on the mountain beside Narf.
Aside from a few brush-burns, a slight atomic sheen to his fur, and a small burned off patch of hair in, let us say, his nether region; Taz
is satisfied he is A OK.
Which is more than can be said about the countryside below:
Where a newly raging volcano sits near the exact center of a nuclear bLast crater.
'Narf old buddy. What say we find a new place to play. We kinda used up this place!!'
[ December 25, 2003, 03:31: Message edited by: Taz-in-Space ]
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