23. Keep referring to Gandalf as "Ganondorf"
24. Refer to the Ring as "the Bling-bling"
25. (FotR) Call Strider "Boromir" and vice versa
26. Whenever Saruman appears, boo, hiss, and throw eggs at the screen
27. Constantly say "Shhhh! I'm trying to catch up!" while reading the books
28. Insist that Sam is a girl
29. Insist that *GANDALF* is a girl!
30. Say, "They could have won a lot quicker if they had Phased Polaron Beams"
edit: more!
31. Pronounce Gimli's father's name as if you were saying "groin" with a Chinese accent...
32. Quip that if the elf found some building blocks he'd have to change his name to Legosome
33. Refer to said elf as "Link"
34. Give all the dwarves nicknames like "Sneezy" and "Doc"
35. Complain that the elves are too %@(! TALL! They should look like the ones on the Keebler cookie bags!
[ December 22, 2003, 19:43: Message edited by: Ed Kolis ]
Re: [OT} What *not* to say at Lord of the Rings
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