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Re: [OT} What *not* to say at Lord of the Rings
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If I only could remember half the things I'd forgot, that would be a lot of stuff, I think - I don't know; I forgot!
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Re: [OT} What *not* to say at Lord of the Rings
48. Ask if anyone plays SEIV
49. Ask the White wizzard sitting in front of you to take off his hood.
50. Comment on how fake the CGI work looks.
51. Root for Gollum
52. Laugh out loud at the elf while he is jumping around the elephant.
53. Point out obvious plot errors.
54. Point out obvious filming errors
55. Stand up and yell, "NO!! DON'T GO IN THE CAVE YOU IDIOT!!"
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56. Say out loud, Man this would make a great game
57. Say out loud just before the Orcs charge, "Ancient treaties stipulate that this white city belongs to eye."
58. Confirm that Sam is a girl
59. Confirm that Gandolf did go to Hogwarts.
60. Ask where Sam and Fortos (sp) shoes are.
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December 23rd, 2003, 12:31 AM
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Re: [OT} What *not* to say at Lord of the Rings
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53. Point out obvious plot errors.
54. Point out obvious filming errors
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[serious][curious] did you spot any? aside from places where they didn't stick to the book, i mean.[/serious][/curious]
and it's Frodo.
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December 23rd, 2003, 03:04 AM
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Re: [OT} What *not* to say at Lord of the Rings
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6. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson."
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LOL.  This is the best one!
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December 23rd, 2003, 04:21 AM
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Re: [OT} What *not* to say at Lord of the Rings
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60. Ask where Sam and Fortos (sp) shoes are.
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Hobbits don't wear shoes and they never have 
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December 23rd, 2003, 08:59 AM
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Re: [OT} What *not* to say at Lord of the Rings
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60. Ask where Sam and Fortos (sp) shoes are.
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ROFLMAO That is some funny sh**.
Think Frodo + Fart + Mentos
Do you still have the link to the short film? If I recall, that was one sick film. But still LMAO. Well done.
Starhawk, that was the point I think. 
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Re: [OT} What *not* to say at Lord of the Rings
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60. Ask where Sam and Fortos (sp) shoes are.
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Hobbits don't wear shoes and they never have
Hence the joke... |
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