Salsa Doom the God!!!

[SalsaDoom]

Were I god... I would... reshape all moons in the universe to a look like my head! Then, drunk with power, I would pointlessly destroy several solar systems. Lets see, I would obliterate Microsoft and Apple forever, and everyone would use Linux, and if they complained, I would kill them horribly. Actually, I'd just kill all the mac Users right off. Ah yes, I'd say I think I would have "Salsa Doom" written in sunspots on the surface of every solar body... I'd fill my bank account... by now, I figure I would probably be bored with changing things in my image.. I think it would be time to destroy several more things I didn't like existing. Perhaps one or two galaxies.

I figure that these galaxies would make the absolute top alien-killer in the universe. Since I'm god, I would know if I was or not. First thing I would get rid of anyone who was close to my score, then continue to destroy things until my score was so high, no one could ever touch it!

As my Last act, I would imbue every person in the galaxy with knowledge of my wickedness!

bwahhahaa!! ;D ;D

[SalsaDoom]

I say, I rather wanted that to be in someone elses topic. Uh, also, were I God, I would correct that little mistake.