OT - How would sc-fi ships do in battle against each other?

[Rojero]

Originally posted by narf poit chez BOOM:


any and all sci-fi ships welcome. please be aware, though, that there really isn't much point in bringing, say, a fully completed death star into it, since we all know they fall like flies to fighter's and corvettes but blow up everything else. unless you bring in a DW planatiod.

this is an invitation to discussion, not a retry at my battle thread.

How about that doomsday device from the original star trek series that kirk had to fight with commodore decker? you think that the death star can take it out? or will it get eaten by the "giant ice cream cone"?

[Rojero]

Originally posted by EvilGenius4ABetterTomorro:
Green Orion Slave Girl(Yvonne Craig)
vs.
Princess Leia Slave Girl.

Doesn't matter who'd win!

hmmm how about

Cassiopia (Blond girl from orginal Battlestar Galactica)
vs.
Erin Moran (Joanie from Happy Days) who was in the movie Galaxy of Terror? LOL

[EvilGenius4ABetterTomorro]

Well I'd take the Death Star over the Ice Cream Cone. After all 1 ship down it's mouth did it in for good. Maybe we could distract it with a nice juicy Alderaan.

I was also thinking since Luke is the one that pulled the trigger, what is his body count. Does this make him the second largest murderer in the galaxy after The Grand Admiral blowing Alderaan out of space? I got a cutaway of the Death Star but no actual census of crew. Way to go Luke! How many Imperial citizens did you kill? How many Imperial troopers died that might have been sympathetic to the rebellion? Guess we'll have to ask the Rebel Flyboy with the hots for his sister.

[narf poit chez BOOM]

Originally posted by Rojero:
How about that doomsday device from the original star trek series that kirk had to fight with commodore decker? you think that the death star can take it out? or will it get eaten by the "giant ice cream cone"? [/QB]

the thing that ate starships? well, the hull was neutronium, so it would have to fire at the inside of the gun, where they blew up the starship. if the gun managed to reach the death star, it's neutronium hull would mean it would eat a hole right through the middle, which would probably cause the death star to explode, which might destroy the GICC.

so, we've got one win for each and one draw. i think the balace is in favor of the death star, though.

[narf poit chez BOOM]

Originally posted by EvilGenius4ABetterTomorro:
I was also thinking since Luke is the one that pulled the trigger, what is his body count. Does this make him the second largest murderer in the galaxy after The Grand Admiral blowing Alderaan out of space? I got a cutaway of the Death Star but no actual census of crew. Way to go Luke! How many Imperial citizens did you kill? How many Imperial troopers died that might have been sympathetic to the rebellion? Guess we'll have to ask the Rebel Flyboy with the hots for his sister.

if you wish to discuss that, please post it in another thread. this is a non-serious thread.

[Atrocities]

I don't know about all this other stuff, but I do know that my own Star Ships would kick the crap out of any other star ship out there.

[General Woundwort]

Originally posted by EvilGenius4ABetterTomorro:
I was also thinking since Luke is the one that pulled the trigger, what is his body count. Does this make him the second largest murderer in the galaxy after The Grand Admiral blowing Alderaan out of space? I got a cutaway of the Death Star but no actual census of crew. Way to go Luke! How many Imperial citizens did you kill? How many Imperial troopers died that might have been sympathetic to the rebellion?

Lando's got him beat. He not only nuked a Death Star, but ruined a nearby planet with the fallout...

The Endor Holocaust

Guess that makes up for his not getting to play Two-Face, eh?