Completely OT : Cannes, Mickael Moore and the Iraq War

[Unknown_Enemy]

Originally posted by Atrocities:
Truth in Politics.

My official functions as one of your dually elected congressional DemO'Rep leaders will be to pass into a law obscenely stupid laws that protect you from your god given freedoms and constitutional rights.

Once elected I will completely forget all the campaign promises I have made and embark upon my quest to bilk you out of your hard earned money by raising taxes, reducing freedoms, accepting pay increases that I clear do not deserve, and enjoying the fringe benefits that come free to me but a cost to you. Oh yes, I shall secretly accept all bribes, kickbacks, and freebies that come my way.

When reelection comes I will lie to you again, smear my opponent, and embark upon my second term in office as I did the first. Eventually I shall become so powerful in the Washington political scene that I will run for the office of President where I will gladly accept any and all offers for sex from super models, female interns, and the occasional boy scout.

I will put my own interest ahead of the country and will continue the age-old tradition of taking from the poor and giving to the rich.

Thank You.

That must a translation from Chirac's life.
Probably the only political line he keept following during his life.