Space Empires Evil Ruler Handbook.

[Atrocities]

LOL Please keep them coming.

[Atrocities]

Space Empires Evil Ruler HAND BOOD Link.

300 ways to tell Link

[Raging Deadstar]

59. Major Displays of your power can be achieved by constructing masses of only the BIGGEST Hulls available to you. Nothing says "Evil Overlord!" like 20 battlemoons hovering over an enemies planet (It also helps that these massive displays of power can fight back! )

60. In the Universe nothing is "Pro Bono" if Empire A sincerely wishes to help you with no strings attached/threats/requests or Star Destroyers hovering in your space then you must either...

a.) Go to bed, "One more turn Syndrome" is bad enough, sleep deprivation making you believe a decleration of war is such a request is entirely another.

b.) Thank them courteously, inform all the other empires that Empire A's enemies (Empire B) intend to betray them all. This will force a pre emptive strike on Empire B allowing you to take the Foolish Empire A intact for your own wicked purposes/desires/fetishes/do we need to say anymore Captain Kirk wannabe???! .

c.) If both of these make no sense you are obviously an ancient evil twisted emperor who rules with an iron fist....BUT builds ships with exposed exhaust ports and suspended walkways with no railings. You have become one with the force and George Luca's bad script writing *shudder*

[ May 26, 2004, 23:33: Message edited by: Raging Deadstar ]

[minipol]

61. When first encountering a new alien race, kill first then ask questions later. They must know you mean business (and the whole universe is yours anyway)

[narf poit chez BOOM]

Originally posted by dogscoff:
Narf, that should read:
His Supreme Eminence will never refer to himself in the third person. It is a sure sign of psycosis, but anyone who dares to make such accusations will be executed.

Nonsense. They will be retired with a generous pay, due to the difficulty's involved in carrying out their office due to the stress of the job, after a private execution with a viewing audience of those spectater's who witnessed their folly.

[Paul1980au]

Turn off the mega evil empire lol and even when you are huge no one attacks you - its the easiest way to win a game lol

That and make all the advanced racial characterisitcs worth 10 points a piece lol - that way psychic, religious, cyrstaline, temporal and others are all youres at once.

Nothing like a ship armed with psychic crew conVersion, religious device that always htis its target, cyrstaline shields, organic armour, temporal shipyards and tech on ships.

[oleg]

Originally posted by Urendi Maleldil:
... 41. Make a ship set that's entirely black. (That's so evil it's cheating)

True Evil Overlord has a full and total control of the pictures/races directory on his computer and is completely immune to such puny attempts.