The Grudge-Match of Doom - (trashtalk/game progress)

[primitive]

Nice picture Slynky but the Strategy meeting was more like this:



Good story Alneyan

[Slynky]

Ahhh, just as I thought, Lord P, our highly reliable X-10 cameras must have gone on the fritz and missed that footage you showed... .

And yes, it WAS a good story. But it's a bit unbelievable, on the verge of lies I must add. As you can see by more stolen footage:

- FI: A Last thought to end this "Three questions to..." article? (It would indeed by the fourth question, as we cannot abide by the laws of logic after all)
- NE: If you would be so kind as in letting me finish my sentences once in a while, I might had something else. Don't you notice that Mark has returned at a very convenient moment? As soon as the previous game came to an end, he made his proposal and Slynky gave his agreement as quickly as possible.

Damnit, I've been found out already!

You're right of course. "Mark the Merciful" was just a fake identity put together by Slynky in order to sleaze his way up the ladder in the KOTH tournament. But the Last laugh was on him, because even though he was playing against himself, he accidentally won with the wrong empire and had to quickly kill off that identity in order to save himself from future embarasment.

And now? Well who's writing this, if it's not Slynky, and why is it in the third person? The answer is of course that I am Slynky, it's just that I've forgotten to take my medication for the Last couple of days and I'm feeling a bit comfused. Nurse!

[Slynky]

No. I'm Slynky!

[Joachim]

Originally posted by Slynky:
No. I'm Slynky!

No, he's Slynky (gesticulates wildly over there)

[Alneyan]

Why, you have my word as a fiendish Dark Elf that I merely spoke the truth Slynky, and used the best unbiased information I could find. As if spies would actually tamper with deceit!

My browser still censures your pictures Slynky, so I will deny having seen it, which will spare me some embarrassment. Therefore, I shall make no formal comment on this perfidy, and will instead gently ask Slynky to put his head on a silver plater if he doesn't want to face the fate Primitive has depicted a few Posts ago. But why do I have the nagging feeling this meagre request will not exactly be enough, and will only succeed in provoking laughter?

[Slynky]

Tsk, tsk...

You guys should finish your discussions about the fastest way to get the Talisman and upload your empire files...