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Re: You Might Be A Red Neck Emperor If:
27. Atmosphere choices include - tobacco spit, white gravy and co-cola
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June 3rd, 2004, 02:38 AM
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Re: You Might Be A Red Neck Emperor If:
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Originally posted by Starhawk:
22: If your declaration of war starts with the lines "Why I odda" or "You dang dirty little".
23: If your Palace is located in the uppetiest (deliberately misspelled) development on the whole planet.
24: If your flagship has a hemy'
25: If your warships all have a "Ford Tough" bumper sticker...
26: IF your warships actually HAVER BUMPERS!
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27: If your troops battlecry is a rebel yell.
28:If you invite another race's emperor to a cook out to talk about relations........likewise if those relations involve your sister/mother/cousin/aunt/neice.
(edit) 29: If your most powerful and industrious corporation is "The Wal'Mark".
(I sware I actually heard Walmart refered to as "Walmark" by a true hick)
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A line that made me chuckle, I can't remember where I heard it I just know it made me laugh.
"I'm not really a slapper....I mainly punch and gouge."
Tammy Lee my kung fu instructor/sifu's daughter when asked if she ever slapped a boy for saying something nasty to her.
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June 3rd, 2004, 05:46 AM
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Re: You Might Be A Red Neck Emperor If:
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24: If your flagship has a hemy'
25: If your warships all have a "Ford Tough" bumper sticker...
26: IF your warships actually HAVER BUMPERS!
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ROFLMAO - Very funny.
And is it the Walmart or Walmark? (That too is very funny. In fact the list so far is histerical.)
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June 3rd, 2004, 05:52 AM
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Re: You Might Be A Red Neck Emperor If:
30. If your idea of diplomacy involves the use of a shot gun.
31. If your best Suite looks like it was bought at the K-Mart.
32. If your idea of planetary defense is to dump all your garbage in orbit hoping the bad guys run into it.
33. If your Flag ship has an out house in tow.
34. If you refer to diplomatic gatherings as a "Shin'Dig."
35. If your love life involves animals.
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June 3rd, 2004, 05:54 AM
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Re: You Might Be A Red Neck Emperor If:
36. If you ate the alien ambassador who was sent to your planet to make peace.
37. If you named your ship classes after hunting dogs.... Sketer, Rosko, Clyde, etc.
[ June 03, 2004, 05:01: Message edited by: Atrocities ]
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June 3rd, 2004, 09:27 AM
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Re: You Might Be A Red Neck Emperor If:
38. You invade all enemies with an immediate declaration of war upon meeting them. No negotitions etc.
(just added the number)
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June 4th, 2004, 01:54 AM
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Re: You Might Be A Red Neck Emperor If:
39. When an Alien race steps foot in your borders you pull together your fleets and send a message simply stating "Get Offa Ma Property Ya Varmint!"
40. If you renamed the DU Cannon to the "Boom Stick "  |
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