You Might Be A Red Neck Emperor If:

[Paul1980au]

38. You invade all enemies with an immediate declaration of war upon meeting them. No negotitions etc.

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[Raging Deadstar]

39. When an Alien race steps foot in your borders you pull together your fleets and send a message simply stating "Get Offa Ma Property Ya Varmint!"

40. If you renamed the DU Cannon to the "Boom Stick "

[General Woundwort]

41. Your resources minister is Jed Clampett.

42. Your diplomatic minister is Jethro Bodine.

43. Your armaments minister is Granny Clampett.

44. Your Confidential Secretary is Elly May.

[geoschmo]

45. By law all planets in your empire have two southern hemispheres.

[MythicalMino]

46. you are your own heir to the throne

47. Your princess is also your queen

48. You take a break from warmongering to watch Dukes of Hazard on Nick at Nite

49. Instead of refitting your troops with the latest Version of the death ray bLaster, you make them keep thier double barrelled shotguns and fillet knifes. Why? Because a Country Boy Can Survive

50. you take over entire worlds just for a good fishing hole

51. Your idea of an outpost is a deer stand

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[EvilGenius4ABetterTomorro]

52. Your top of the line battle station is a 32 foot Airstream Trailer with a Swamp Cooler on the roof and a bumper sticker that says " If this trailers a rock'n, don't come a knock'n"

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Isn't it great that the Europeans know what Redneck culture is? And how good they are at identifying it?

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[Stone Mill]

53. Your tractor beam is powered by a labrador retreiver.

54. Your farmer tan is enhanced by multiple stars in your system.

(just adjusted the number)

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