Re: You Might Be A Red Neck Emperor If:
71. You invade a nearbye star cluster because they called your sister/wife a "dirty ho".
72. Although a planet is 100% safe from enemy attack is located right in the heart of your empire they rebel because they "Dun run clean outta whisky".
73. If when said rebellion is crushed for generations to come your empire refers to this time as "Still Wars".
74. You marry the prettiest woman in the whole empire........and she's your sister.
75. If said wife/sister is the prettiest woman in the whole empire because she actually had two teef and no liver spots.
76. Your first contact with an alien race starts with the line "Well ain't you the dangded ugliest little bugger i've ever dun seen." followed by shotgun bLasts...
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When life gives you lemons take them and squeeze them in life's eye until it gives you the oranges you asked for!
"If men build things to look like our penis such as towers and ships does that mean female achitects represent women having penis envy?"
A line that made me chuckle, I can't remember where I heard it I just know it made me laugh.
"I'm not really a slapper....I mainly punch and gouge."
Tammy Lee my kung fu instructor/sifu's daughter when asked if she ever slapped a boy for saying something nasty to her.
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