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June 5th, 2004, 12:06 AM
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Re: You Might Be A Red Neck Emperor If:
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95. Ships go three speeds: Fast, Faster and YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
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R O F L M A O - Damn funny. 
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June 5th, 2004, 01:43 AM
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Re: You Might Be A Red Neck Emperor If:
96. Your cabinet ministers are Larry, Darryl, and Darryl.
97. Your royal palace collapsed due to planetary bombing... and several dogs were crushed under the front porch.
98. All these years your crazy neighbors claimed to be abducted by aliens... and now you believe them when you are assigned to a work camp in Xiria IX.   |
June 5th, 2004, 01:54 AM
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Re: You Might Be A Red Neck Emperor If:
99. Your biggest best warship is also your biggest best barn/brothel.
100. Your idea of interspecies relations is hitting on the phong patriarch's "cute" daughter.
100. Your the Emperor/Plummer/Sherrif/Handy Man and everyone just calls you Larry/Leon/Bubba/Roy.
101. You stop building your mighty starnavy when you reach 30 starships because you can't remember what comes after 30...
102. If you and everyone in your empire actually know who the Clampets are.
[ June 05, 2004, 00:59: Message edited by: Starhawk ]
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"If men build things to look like our penis such as towers and ships does that mean female achitects represent women having penis envy?"
A line that made me chuckle, I can't remember where I heard it I just know it made me laugh.
"I'm not really a slapper....I mainly punch and gouge."
Tammy Lee my kung fu instructor/sifu's daughter when asked if she ever slapped a boy for saying something nasty to her.
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June 5th, 2004, 07:39 AM
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Re: You Might Be A Red Neck Emperor If:
103. If your planets Pacification Center is little more than a giant green bug zapper. (Think about it.)
104. If your Flag Ships name is General Lee.
105. If the first thing your explores do when they find and land on a new planet is to take a "pee."
106. If the USS in your ship names stands for United Sud Suckers.
107. If your race is also known as the Monobrows.
[ June 05, 2004, 06:40: Message edited by: Atrocities ]
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June 5th, 2004, 09:13 AM
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Re: You Might Be A Red Neck Emperor If:
I have to ask, do any of you find this list to be hilarious? I can't stop laughing at some of the entries.
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June 5th, 2004, 11:06 AM
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Re: You Might Be A Red Neck Emperor If:
I wouldn't say hilarious. I have no knowledge of the subject. They seem entertaining enough.
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June 5th, 2004, 05:38 PM
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Re: You Might Be A Red Neck Emperor If:
AT....you have WAY too much free time....
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June 5th, 2004, 05:39 PM
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Re: You Might Be A Red Neck Emperor If:
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I have to ask, do any of you find this list to be hilarious? I can't stop laughing at some of the entries.
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June 5th, 2004, 06:33 PM
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Re: You Might Be A Red Neck Emperor If:
104. You are from Texas. 
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June 5th, 2004, 11:44 PM
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Re: You Might Be A Red Neck Emperor If:
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I wouldn't say hilarious. I have no knowledge of the subject. They seem entertaining enough.
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