Re: You Might Be A Red Neck Emperor If:
99. Your biggest best warship is also your biggest best barn/brothel.
100. Your idea of interspecies relations is hitting on the phong patriarch's "cute" daughter.
100. Your the Emperor/Plummer/Sherrif/Handy Man and everyone just calls you Larry/Leon/Bubba/Roy.
101. You stop building your mighty starnavy when you reach 30 starships because you can't remember what comes after 30...
102. If you and everyone in your empire actually know who the Clampets are.
[ June 05, 2004, 00:59: Message edited by: Starhawk ]
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