You Might Be A Red Neck Emperor If:

[Atrocities]

117. You had your empires creedo and emblem tatooted onto your chest by your buddy who does tatooing out of his kitchen.

118. Your empires creedo is: "wHokked oon Foniks wirkd foar mea."

119. After having your buddy tattoo your empires creedo onto your chest, you discover he misspelled the word "foar". It should have been spelt like'n the number four.

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[Ragnarok]

120. You are looking for some real excitement but you cannot find a pond in space to take your orange Abbidon cruiser to jump across and trash only to do it again the next week.

[sachmo]

121. The Royal Family tree does not fork.

[Sivran]

122. You use solar sails made of tin foil 'n "duck tape"

123. You demand that all your nifty devices have lots of "shiney bits" and blinking lights.

124. Your people tame young space monsters, and use them as transportation.

125. Your biggest station is named "Ol' Homestead"

[Atrocities]

126. The Last time you ate crow you considered it a delicasy.

127. All of your war ships have huge rubber tires mounted on them for "driving over the enemy."

128. All of your war ship have deer heads mounted on the forward part of the exterior hull. Yeee Hawwww.

129. You dilibrately bombard alien planets to watch them there critters run.

130. The Last time you cleaned your gun, someone accidently died.

[Atrocities]

I will post these for those who are interested.

[Atrocities]

You Might Be A Red Neck Emperor If: