OT:If you were transported into a fantasy world, what kind of character would you be?

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posted by Atrocities:

A mythological warrior of evil with unbeatable powers and a wicked desire to kill all the stupid people that infest the realm. I would ride a huge black horse named Armagedon, and command fear where ever I went. I would have a flying dragon named Apoloclips, and together we would rule the weaker beings of the realm or burn them into oblivion.

AND

You will be given one chance to convert or face my wrath. "You can no more evade my wrath than you could your own shadow." Kneal before your master and pray that I might spare your life and only take your women for the night.

ALSO

I would have all the caves filled with a nerve type gas and then sealed for all time. I would place demon warriors to gaurd all the sealed cave entrances and have my minions partrolling the mountains searching for any who dare defy my command that caves are off limits.

Ummm, could you make my fantasy world NOWHERE NEAR Atrocities?
Thank You!