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June 23rd, 2004, 08:48 PM
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Re: New Sales Slogans For SE V
Oh Oh Oh one of my favorite things to do. Can I add some too? Do we get a Tshirt if we win?
Ok here are some of mine.......
Im playing Space Empires Version 5
(shouldnt you hurry and catch up?)
Space Empires V
(because historical wargaming interests me about as much as history class did)
Space Empires V
because I got tired of conquering the world
Space Empires V
My people love me
and the rest can kiss my asteroids
Space Empire V is my kind of strategy game
(but now I need a bigger computer)
Space Empires V
if you arent strategic, you're fodder
Space Empires V
I bet my empire can beat up your empire
Space Empires V
OK SO IT IS VIRTUAL (today)
Space Empires V
this aint your daddys chess game
I conquered all of the known galaxy and all I got was this lousy Tshirt
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June 23rd, 2004, 10:11 PM
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Lieutenant General
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Re: New Sales Slogans For SE V
Quote:
Originally posted by Atrocities:
2. The surgeon general says that SEX is good for you mental health.
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Actually, it is indeed true 
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It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets. - Voltaire
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June 23rd, 2004, 10:24 PM
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Re: New Sales Slogans For SE V
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Originally posted by Gandalf Parker:
Oh Oh Oh one of my favorite things to do. Can I add some too? Do we get a Tshirt if we win?
Ok here are some of mine.......
Im playing Space Empires Version 5
(shouldnt you hurry and catch up?)
Space Empires V
(because historical wargaming interests me about as much as history class did)
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Actually, I liked history class. So much so, I was thinking of becoming a historian for awhile, but saw no "future" in it .
As far as a slogan: SEV - who needs a couch to sleep on when you got this game! |
June 23rd, 2004, 10:29 PM
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General
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Re: New Sales Slogans For SE V
SEV - Warning: This game has been known to take many nights sleep from you.
SEV - Who needs sleep? It is time that could be spent playing this game.
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Ragnarok - Hevordian Story Thread
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I think...therefore I am confused.
They were armed. With guns, said Omari.
Canadians. With guns. And a warship. What is this world coming to?
The dreaded derelict dwelling two ton devil bunny!
Every ship can be a minesweeper... Once
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June 23rd, 2004, 10:40 PM
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Re: New Sales Slogans For SE V
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It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets. - Voltaire
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June 23rd, 2004, 11:35 PM
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Re: New Sales Slogans For SE V
SEV: The most complete guide to xenocide and alien abuse in the galactic scale! We will also provide you with the exclusive Evil Ruler Handbook ABSOLUTELY FOR FREE!! Buy 2 bestsellers for a price of 1!
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June 23rd, 2004, 11:38 PM
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Re: New Sales Slogans For SE V
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Originally posted by aiken:
SEV: The most complete guide to xenocide and alien abuse in the galactic scale! We will also provide you with the exclusive Evil Ruler Handbook ABSOLUTELY FOR FREE!! Buy 2 bestsellers for a price of 1!
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Just remember Kids, It ain't xenocide or alien abuse if there are no witnesses and anyone who does testify against you can't speak the same language as the court!  |
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