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July 8th, 2004, 09:55 AM
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Re: OT: A curious mystery of probably very little importance.
It's actually an intestinal parasite that infests the innards of the book and sucks away at its nutrients- a kind of tapeworm, (Taenia saginata librus) the so-called "bookworm". You'll probably notice that on the affected pages there are letters or even whole words missing, these have been leached off by the parasite.
I recommend giving the book a good oral anti-parasitic, which should be pressed between the pages of the index containing the letter "d" (for "digestive system") in the case of non-fiction, or anywhere in the chapter listings for fiction books.
Of course you can place it on any page you like if your book happens to be a reader's digest 
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July 8th, 2004, 10:05 AM
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Re: OT: A curious mystery of probably very little importance.
Really? 
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July 8th, 2004, 10:32 AM
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Re: OT: A curious mystery of probably very little importance.
*LOL* Okay...
Maybe a serious answer here. Where did you get the book from? If it's from a library, or some public place, etc where they don't want it stolen, it might be a sensitized strip to set the alarm off.
Part 3? no clue 
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July 8th, 2004, 10:44 AM
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Re: OT: A curious mystery of probably very little importance.
That part three was perhaps a bit obscure. The book is simply divided into three parts. No mystery. Actually, I did get it from a library and the magnetic strip theory makes sense.
Of course, Dogscoff's theory holds credence too, as the page it was on had only two words on it, 'Part Three'. Perhaps attendent or adjacent words had already been eaten.
* Gives a medal to Dogscoff and Abdiel.
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July 8th, 2004, 03:05 PM
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Re: OT: A curious mystery of probably very little importance.
AS mentioned below, it's a strip to set off the detectors at the doors to the building where the book lives. Also used on CDs and other items of similar nature to prevent them from being stolen.
Of course, you coudl take the other view: have a $20 US bill? Hold it up to the light. See that small strip running through it? Those strips and the strips in the books are the same, and are tied into the GPS tracking system so that THEY can track what money you spend and what books you read at any given time. Furthermore, if you've ever been under anesthesia anytime in the past ten years the doctors inserted into your body itself one of those little things, so now they track you too.
Just kidding.
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July 8th, 2004, 07:16 PM
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Re: OT: A curious mystery of probably very little importance.
alarik dont be so sure your kidding
as they do have gps tracking devices you can purchase for implantation in your children to keep track of them
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July 8th, 2004, 10:30 PM
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Re: OT: A curious mystery of probably very little importance.
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as they do have gps tracking devices you can purchase for implantation in your children to keep track of them
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No they don;t.
How exactly would you power such a device? HOw would you recharge the batteries? WOuld you really want an orbital microwave transmitter implanted under your child's skin?
An idiot self-publicist "scientist" here in the UK (professor Kevin Warwick) tried to push these things a while back and caused a load of publicity, until it was discovered that the thing required a mobile phone in close proximity... utterly pointless tablod scaremongering, especially when there are far more important things to worry about, like book parasites....
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