ITS BACK UP!

[Atrocities]

Thanks.

This is what happens when you let employees use the web sever for browsing of the internet. Someone hit a porn site by mistake, ah huh, and the pop ups overflowed the system buffer, causing a cascade server failure of the main pipe line resulting in a CPU over usage alarm which caused the Hard Drive back up buffer to fail thus shutting down the redundent RAM data and tape back ups causing the Hard drive to loose integrity resulting in Hard Drive system failure.

NOw this could have all been avoid if Shrapnel Games would have invested in the Atrocities 2000, a pop up killer that blocks porno pop ups and redirects them toward competator sites.