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July 13th, 2004, 11:47 PM
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Re: Things That I Have Discovered In Life
36. If you hide something for safe keeping, you will never find it again.
37. If its valuable, your children will accidently break it.
38. If you believe it will happen, most likely it will.
39. Running is over rated.
40. The Dry DOES eat your socks.
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July 13th, 2004, 11:53 PM
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Re: Things That I Have Discovered In Life
hmm. lots of things too keep track of. i think its simpler:
1 - know who you are
2 - do what you have to do
3 - accept the consequences for your actions
Period.
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July 14th, 2004, 12:10 AM
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Re: Things That I Have Discovered In Life
#36 (by Atrocities)
Now, ain't THAT the truth!? How many times I've said, "I can't lose this, I had better put it some place where I know it's safe!" (and then later can't find the darn thing)!
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July 14th, 2004, 12:10 AM
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Re: Things That I Have Discovered In Life
Contrary to what you were taught, those speed limit signs do NOT represent the maximum speed you may drive with lesser speeds being allowed. In fact, quite the oppossite. In reality, they represent the slowest speed you may drive without people getting mad at you.
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July 14th, 2004, 12:13 AM
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Re: Things That I Have Discovered In Life
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Originally posted by Gandalf Parker:
Contrary to what you were taught, those speed limit signs do NOT represent the maximum speed you may drive with lesser speeds being allowed. In fact, quite the oppossite. In reality, they represent the slowest speed you may drive without people getting mad at you.
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AMEN! (and depending what city you're in, even doing the speed limit has a good chance of getting you the finger or "looks")
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July 14th, 2004, 12:42 AM
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Re: Things That I Have Discovered In Life
Please number. The next number is 46. 
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July 14th, 2004, 12:49 AM
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Originally posted by narf poit chez BOOM:
Please number. The next number is 46.
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46. Narf can sometimes be a bit anal  .
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