Things That I Have Discovered In Life

[tesco samoa]

51. 76% of all numbers are made up on the spot.
52. Have you ever been polled before
31 % yes
22% no
37% undesided.

53. peanut butter is really good on burgers.
54. beer is good to wash it down.
55. beer is good
56. iced tea not sweet tea in canada.
57. if a canadian is thursty in usa and wants a refreshing cold glass of ice tea not to buy 'iced tea' and down it.
58. it is rather funny to watch a canadian drink 'ice tea' while on holidays in the usa.

[Suicide Junkie]

Originally posted by Gandalf Parker:
Contrary to what you were taught, those speed limit signs do NOT represent the maximum speed you may drive with lesser speeds being allowed. In fact, quite the oppossite. In reality, they represent the slowest speed you may drive without people getting mad at you.

Very true. As well:

59: "50% more is fine."
The 50% rule applies to any speed limits on yellow/orange signs during nice weather in a small car.

60: Applying the 50% rule to white limit signs is generally frowned upon by authorities, although is sometimes seen near Toronto.

[narf poit chez BOOM]

61: Sudden changes in velocity are bad for your health.

62: Brush your teeth at least twice every day.

63: Think.

[ July 14, 2004, 05:13: Message edited by: narf poit chez BOOM ]

[Atrocities]

64. You always find things when your not looking for them.
65. Never ask the lady who is cutting your hair when she is due. (Very bad)
66. Always read the fine print, especially when it comes to money.
67. American made cars and trucks Last about 20,000 miles before they start to break down while Jap made cars and trucks Last between 150k to 200k before they start to break down.
68. Never Bar Bay Q indoors during an ice storm.
69. Never use a hair dryer while taking a shower.
70. There is a differance between gas and desiel, and gas cars do not run on desiel, and desiels do not run on regular. (True Story poor the wrong gas can into the big truck. Dad was pissed.)
71. Women are seldom right, although any man dumb enough to say anything other than, "Your absolutely right dear," gets what he deserves.

[ July 14, 2004, 06:30: Message edited by: Atrocities ]

[narf poit chez BOOM]

69a: Never use any electrical appliance that isn't rated waterproof around water, and I would be cautious of any with enough power to kill.

71a: This is why Narf will probably never get married, since I don't back down to anyone when I'm right. I'd have to marry a women who'd settle for 'hmm'.

[Atrocities]

72. Drinks at comedy clubs are grossly over priced.
73. Going to the movies alone is considered pathetic.
74. The term Rush hour is an oxymoron.
75. No matter how well you plan something, it never goes as planned.
76. Japanese Porno Animy is very interesting... Seriously. (Discovered this by mistake)
77. If you’re up at 3am watching TV, your most likely eating Doritos, ice cream, or left over cold pizza.
78. Space Empires IV is as addictive as crack cocaine.
79. If you build it, they WILL tax you to death.
80. When the gas gauge needle is on the big E, better get some gas soon.

[ July 14, 2004, 06:50: Message edited by: Atrocities ]

[narf poit chez BOOM]

81: Knowing wether you should do something is just as important as knowing wether something should be done. Got that from a book. Decided it made sense.