OT: How old are you ?

[Askan Nightbringer]

Well I'm a year older now.
What's with all the late August early September birthdays anyway?
I know more Virgins (virgos) than any other star sign.

[Growltigga]

Askan, the gestation period of the average human female is 9 months.

September is the ninth month of the gregorian Calendar and falls, 9 months after the Christan festival of Christmas.

If you are a Virgo (as I am), who have to come to terms with knowing that your existence is down to the fact that your mother got drunk round Christmas and, ahem, your dad GOT LUCKY

[Askan Nightbringer]

I always thought it might be New Years and not Christmas that is the explanation.
Christmas is always spent with my family...New years I always make descisions I regret (well thats if your mates find out..otherwise there is nothing to regret)

[Growltigga]

listen Askan, we do not want to know about you copping off with ugly birds on New Year's Eve.

I have to spend my life knowing that the so raison d'etre for my being is my folks engaging in drunken unprotected hedonistic alcohol fuelled cavorting!

That can really impair a man's self-image

[Askan Nightbringer]

And maybe there would have been no marriage if it wasn't for the knocking up?
I sympathise coz I'm in the same boat...damn these drunken escapades

[Growltigga]

Nahh, they were already married and my brother is 7 years older than me...

It is a lesson for us chaps to ensure that you permanently year a condom throughout the month of December just in case

[Stone Mill]

Any Newbies care to introduce themselves to the forum?