Phong's Head Cantina [TM] - Starfury Sector (A Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy)

[General Woundwort]

Tell me about it. I think these guys have been at their computer terminals too long...

(opens up a polished-walnut chest and holds it in Deadstar's direction)

Cigar? Somebody's gotta celebrate the end of construction...

[ August 09, 2003, 14:19: Message edited by: General Woundwort ]

[Raging Deadstar]

No thanks Woundwort, don't dare touch those deathsticks!

I'll advertise in the original cantina and see if we can get some new blood here.

[General Woundwort]

I'll have you know [lights a match and takes a few initial puffs] that lung cancer was an absolute rarity before cigarettes. Cigars are different. You don't inhale (unless you're nuts).

Alright then, let's get this thing going!

[Woundwort punches a few buttons on his wrist-computer. The lights blaze on outside, and a holographic marquis scrolls across the building above the main entrance.]

THE PHONG'S HEAD CANTINA - STARFURY SECTOR IS PROUD TO ANNOUNCE ITS GALA PREVIEW PRE-STARFURY-RELEASE OPENING PARTY. IN KEEPING WITH A LONG-STANDING PHONG'S HEAD FRANCHISE TRADITION, THE FIRST TEN (10) CUSTOMERS GET A FREE ROUND ON THE HOUSE.

[ August 17, 2003, 11:57: Message edited by: General Woundwort ]

[Erax]

Woundwort has said the five magic words...

Erax, who was getting some much-needed sleep on his day off after installing all the stuff the Boss asked for in the old cantina, is picked up by the magical force of those words and barely has time to get dressed before they zoom him across time and space at ludicrous speed...

...to arrive before General Woundwort.

"Did anyone say, 'free round on the house ?' Gimme a Rodian beer. Green mind you, not pink."

"By the way, thanks for the droids, GW. I owe you a favor."

[ August 19, 2003, 22:01: Message edited by: Erax ]

[General Woundwort]

Well, step right up, the bar is that way...

[The PHC:SFS is a large, elliptical room, two circular decks surrounding a three-story atrium. Across the central axis on the ground floor, left to right, is a stage, an open area, a large bar/grille island, another open area, and a second stage. Four turbolift shafts extend up from the ground floor to the two upper tiers, at 2, 5, 7, and 10 o'clock. At the far back of the ground floor are dark, shadowy booths, set up between two enclosed meeting rooms. Holographic game tables and booths line the second tier, more dining and meeting booths on the third level.

Also notable is a large, rectangular shaped object floating level with the third tier, directly above the bar/grille island. 5 meters high, 10 wide, and 15 long, it is covered completely with smooth chrome, engraved with bas relief motifs of pouncing tigers, with tiger-head gargoyles on each corner.]

BTW, be sure to check any weapons at the weapon/coat check - on the right, as you entered.

[Erax]

I am without weapons of any kind.

[Raging Deadstar]

Thats good erax, now please accompany me to the scanner *I'm security, makes you feel secure, don't it *

*Erax is taken to a sideroom where he is promptly scanned and the security girls take his coat*

Now i seemed to have access to Ragnaroks tab, and since no-one else has turned up, the first rounds on me

Care to join us boss?