Phong's Head Cantina [TM] - Starfury Sector (A Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy)

[General Woundwort]

I'll have you know [lights a match and takes a few initial puffs] that lung cancer was an absolute rarity before cigarettes. Cigars are different. You don't inhale (unless you're nuts).

Alright then, let's get this thing going!

[Woundwort punches a few buttons on his wrist-computer. The lights blaze on outside, and a holographic marquis scrolls across the building above the main entrance.]

THE PHONG'S HEAD CANTINA - STARFURY SECTOR IS PROUD TO ANNOUNCE ITS GALA PREVIEW PRE-STARFURY-RELEASE OPENING PARTY. IN KEEPING WITH A LONG-STANDING PHONG'S HEAD FRANCHISE TRADITION, THE FIRST TEN (10) CUSTOMERS GET A FREE ROUND ON THE HOUSE.

[ August 17, 2003, 11:57: Message edited by: General Woundwort ]