Phong's Head Cantina [TM] - Starfury Sector (A Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy)

General Woundwort · #1 September 7th, 2003, 01:01 AM

SJ, you'll find a Toydarian in one of the corner booths on the first floor that specializes in equipment pawning. I already have a very nice butane torch lighter for my cigars, thank you.

AT, the first real customers are starting to trickle in. Just sit back, have a dose of your prefered adult beverage (sorry, no American mass-produced beers - Boss's orders), and relax. I'm sure an opportunity for a new ship will come along shortly.

Ah... things are starting to look up. Maybe this will turn into a real cantina after all. Sancho!

[the ex-foreman droid zips up, in a metallic tux]

See that these gentlemen get whatever it is they require. Chop chop!

Suicide Junkie · #2 September 6th, 2003, 10:09 PM

Ah, thank you.

As for the PDL, I was thinking more of a customer service thing... With the rapid tracking and response times designed into the thing, it could easily handle quite a few lightings and spill preventions in short succession if it were mounted high on the ceiling.

General Woundwort · #3 September 7th, 2003, 01:35 AM

I am honored by your generosity, but I assure you that we have that angle covered. I personally supervised the construction of this establishment, and in the words of another great space merc, "I made a lot of special modifications myself."

You might check with Deadstar, however - he might have a use for it...

Atrocities · #4 September 7th, 2003, 01:53 AM

Then Bar Keep I will have a warp core breach followed up by a shot of your best canadian whisky.

Oh ya, if Babba the But comes looking for me, I am not here and you haven't seen me in light years!

[ September 07, 2003, 00:55: Message edited by: Atrocities ]

Rollo · #5 September 7th, 2003, 02:21 AM

A scruffy Viking with many battle scars and a silly crown enters the cantina.
"Hey, I have been summoned by the magic words: Free drinks."

General Woundwort · #6 September 7th, 2003, 04:05 AM

Sancho, get AT a Warp Core Breach (what is that anyways? Is is related to the Pan-Galactic GarglebLaster?)...

Rollo, go ahead and tell the bartender what you'd like. There are holo-duel games up on the second floor, if you're interested...

[beams a smile

and puffs on the cigar] Nothing like a little good news on the upcoming release to boost business...

Atrocities · #7 September 8th, 2003, 01:40 AM

I would also like a Galaxy Gasser Burrito and a bull of your best Feel The Force Chilli.