Phong's Head Cantina [TM] - Starfury Sector (A Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy)

[Raging Deadstar]

Originally posted by Atrocities:
I will have you know that I have the digestive ability of a termite! Nothing bothers me. Well except that one time, but that is neither here nor there.

I need no body gaurd, unless she is very attractive.

Sorry i been away, good to see everyones behaving themselves *swings his trusty electro batton and modified red hot poker cannon he stole from rags*

Ummm Boss, you're kind of making it sound like i'm not doing my job here *points at thread name* Oh wait, i havn't

Also be warned i reserve the right to have all of you (except you boss!) stripsearched by my lovely assistants *scene cuts to the uniformed lovelies in the corner all with wicked smiles on their faces, and all looking like attractive celebrities!* Of course if you happen to get on my bad side then i have another selection of "lovelies" to do that job *scene cuts to show vanessa feltz clones straining at their chains*

*Everyone Gulps, including RD*

Now Atrocities i've been experimenting and you want attractive bodyguards. Heres my offer.

"Pick any celebrity, person or creature and i can have them cloned, combat trained and ready within a day! Added features like plasmatic fire breath or increased stamina will cost extra

I have a feeling we may have a deal

*Oh god, how corrupt do i sound having a little side business, but this is A Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy*

"Oh and Boss, please may i have permission to get my revenge and continue my war with ragnarok if he arrives, we never got round to finishing it off in the old cantina! Don't worry, i'm sure he'll pay for the damage "