Space Empires Haiku.

[LazarusLong42]

Our regents believe
That your treaty proposal
Has proven worthy.

(Treaty acceptance)

Your expansion must
Be checked by all. Consider
Us to be at war.

(Mega-evil)

Eric
(Some two-bit author
Who thinks he can write haiku
But isn't too good)

[Admiral]

I never could be
Despite my large research tree
As happy as Eee.

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[Possum]

Evil aliens
Now they shall suck hard vacuum
Enraged Monkey King!

[dogscoff]

Had to get in on this one...

From chill space above
floods brimming plasma downward.
A colony dies.

They're not so loyal,
your brave space-faring pilots.
Crew insurrection.

Your coloniser
for my worthless two escorts.
Unequal exchange?

Now scrap metal are
your fierce shield generators.
Phased polaron Beam.

TCP/IP
is awaited by many
but I play by mail.

Suicide Junkie
with eye patch and parrot made
Pirates and Nomads.

With ewok-like tricks,
a meek primitive species
defends 'gainst your troops.

A thousand warships
miss your cloaked star destroyer.
You sneaky bastard.

I can't understand
your political logic
my murderous friend.

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"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
"Uh, I think so, Brain, but balancing a family and a career ... oooh, it's all too much for me. "

[urcog2]

I don't write Haiku
Writing is too hard for me
The public is spared

[dogscoff]

The infinite void,
is but a very small sqaure:
Tactical combat.

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"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
"Uh, I think so, Brain, but balancing a family and a career ... oooh, it's all too much for me. "

[dogscoff]

I'm on a roll...

Treacherous ally,
fall before my fleets of death.
We welcome your doom.

Eyes like ping pong balls,
yellow CO2 breathers:
Who else but the Phong?

Though you fought bravely,
my victory is assured.
Surrender or perish.

High AI bonus:
A moron with a big stick
is still a moron.

(That Last one is a nicked from someone else's post a few months back)

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"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
"Uh, I think so, Brain, but balancing a family and a career ... oooh, it's all too much for me. "

[dmm]

bump!
So you all don't have to search for it.

[NullAshton]

Bumping is stupid
So please, do not do it, or
I'll know who to shoot