Dammit

[Arryn]

magnate said:
P.S. I loved the flying mammoth story - did anyone else think "NOBODY expects the flying mammoth ..."?

Of course. Flying pachyderms. Can you just picture a castle bracing for an attack. The guard commander tells his lookouts to watch for huge hairy flying beasts. One guard turns to another and whispers,

"What's Sir Justin been drinkin' tonight?" to which the other replies,
"Dunno, but them nobles never share the good stuff. Ain't fair."
"Bah. Flying elephants. Next, he'll have us on the lookout for walking sharks and dancing trees."
"Ain't natural. Damn wizards."

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