Repairs

[Nitram Draw]

Forget that, I can't balance my check book !!! Keep it simple even if it doesn't always make sense, it is the future after all and who knows, maybe you can get insurance for you Battleship then

[dogscoff]

lol! Battlship insurance:


Galactic Insurance - Damage Claim Form.
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Title Mr/Mrs/Ms/Other(please state): Dictator
Surname: Starcrusher-Abomination Prime
First name(s): George Walter

Registration of damaged vehicle: 089-ATK-001
Make, model and colour of damaged vehicle: Generation IV Gazrad Skybastard Deluxe. Aquamarine.

Engine size: 5,000 tonnes.

Describe, in your words, how the damage was caused. Use diagrams where necessary:
I was on my way into enemy territory to obliterate 700 million alien scourge. I was travelling well within the speed limit. On warping into the Baksha system I was confronted with a Rage defence armada who decloaked without signalling and launched a volley of 90 nuclear missiles at my Battlecruiser.

State who, in your opinion, was at fault: The Rage Collective.

Describe the damage to your vehicle: Shield generators and armour plating boiled away into component atoms. Engines vaporised, crew quarters will be radioactive for approx 22,000 years. Windscreen cracked, nearside front headlight slightly damaged.

Describe any injuries sustained by yourself or your passengers:
127 crew members reduced to hairspray by intense radiation. (medical documentation enclosed)



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"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
"Uh, I think so, Brain, but balancing a family and a career ... oooh, it's all too much for me. "

[Mephisto]

LOL!

[Gimboid]

There are always 2 sides to every accident claim... now for the Rages claim form...


(Form as taken from dogscoffs hilarious post)
Galactic Insurance - Damage Claim Form.
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Title Mr/Mrs/Ms/Other(please state): Primary
Surname: AnnihilationBot
First name(s): Sequencer

Registration of damaged vehicle: 401-GYK-534
Make, model and colour of damaged vehicle:
Class V Aggressor Special Edition (With the Tinted side windows, and roof racks), Silver/Transparent

Engine size: 5,000 tonnes.

Describe, in your words, how the damage was caused. Use diagrams where necessary:
After noticing one of our neighbouring lesser species going the wrong way through a one way warp point, we approached to inform the pilot of their error. Our 500 Megaton message beacons (all 90 of them), were not welcomed by this obviously inexperienced pilot.

State who, in your opinion, was at fault:
The lesser species

Describe the damage to your vehicle: Besides the obvious bubbling in the tinting, which is almost impossible to rectify. Various biological components from the decayed former crew members of their ship are splashed all over the paint work, and radiation has set their impressions there permanantly. Lastly, the small idol hanging off the rear-vision window fell off and is presumed lost.

Describe any injuries sustained by yourself or your passengers:
Maintenance bots 8-43 were taken offline for several cycles, delaying the reattachment of the roofracks taken off due to the blatent speed and strafing tactics of the other pilot. (Spare parts claim forms in pages following)

[Nitram Draw]

HOLD EVERYTHING!!!!
A witness has been found. The witness states there was a third party involved. They say it was the Phong who caused it all.
Those philthy, phreaking Phong phanatics, ya just can't trust them!