Repairs

[dogscoff]

lol! Battlship insurance:


Galactic Insurance - Damage Claim Form.
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Title Mr/Mrs/Ms/Other(please state): Dictator
Surname: Starcrusher-Abomination Prime
First name(s): George Walter

Registration of damaged vehicle: 089-ATK-001
Make, model and colour of damaged vehicle: Generation IV Gazrad Skybastard Deluxe. Aquamarine.

Engine size: 5,000 tonnes.

Describe, in your words, how the damage was caused. Use diagrams where necessary:
I was on my way into enemy territory to obliterate 700 million alien scourge. I was travelling well within the speed limit. On warping into the Baksha system I was confronted with a Rage defence armada who decloaked without signalling and launched a volley of 90 nuclear missiles at my Battlecruiser.

State who, in your opinion, was at fault: The Rage Collective.

Describe the damage to your vehicle: Shield generators and armour plating boiled away into component atoms. Engines vaporised, crew quarters will be radioactive for approx 22,000 years. Windscreen cracked, nearside front headlight slightly damaged.

Describe any injuries sustained by yourself or your passengers:
127 crew members reduced to hairspray by intense radiation. (medical documentation enclosed)



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