Is this "cheese"?

[Arryn]

Alneyan said:
Don't you have more than a few minions with nothing better to do than plot your taking over the world? Surely you need not waste your time with such trivial concerns; installing your hegemony should be a matter of months, if any trouble at all. What good are sidekicks for if you do not use them in your global schemes?

Waste not, want not. Besides, why would I permit a minion a pleasure I deny myself? Silly, silly man.

Alneyan said:
*Throwns in some flattery as a Last-minute addition* I must admit my smaller mind cannot fully discern your patterns of thought; would you be so kind as to shed some light on this matter?

No. Ponder the possibilities as you savor my inscrutable silence.