OT; The Volucano Stirs

[Joachim]

Atrocities said:
For those of you who don't know, I live some fourty miles from Mt. St. Helens. On May 18th 1980 Mt. St. Helens blew and blew big. Now as an interesting side note, she is once again beginning to stir.

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If she blows, I will be sure to get some shots of her and post them. That is if I survive.

Cool.... I have a vial [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/icon24.gif[/img] of dust from when it blew [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Bomb.gif[/img] in 1980, as to which box [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Barrel.gif[/img] in the shed it is in - now thats a very difficult question! (like the shameless use of Graemlins? )

[Atrocities]

We must embark upon our qwest to qwell the demon that sleeps within the mountain. For if the demo awakens all are in peril.

Those who are brave enought to stand with me, willing to march the 40 leuges to the face of the Mt. St Helens, and then climb the razor rock face to the summit and decend down into its lava dome, trek across the heaving face of moving liquid earth to the doom of death itself, cast aside its stones and decend into the depths of hell and prevent the awakening of the evil demon that lives below, shall forever be known as the brotherhood of the damned stupid.

[Fyron]

No no no... All you have to do is through a virgin in there to appease the angry god of the volcanon and all will be well.

[Atrocities]

I assume then that you have volunteered for the job?

[Raging Deadstar]

Atrocities said:
I assume then that you have volunteered for the job?

Hits the floor laughing

My advice for vanquishing demons is the virgin path. Of course it is not fair to sacrifice virgins who are nice decent folk. We must find ourselves a virgin who has become a menace to society.



Does Anyone know how to reach Bill Gates? He's the perfect candidate, although the chances are that through the EULA he already owns the demons soul!

*Can Imagine the firey pits of hell being dominated by millions of rows of Microsoft computers running the "Windows: Infernal" Operating system to torture it's victims.... *

[Atrocities]

Bill Gates or Micheal Jackson would do nicely I would think.

[Raging Deadstar]

Atrocities said:
*Previous trail of treacherous adventuring goes here* and decend into the depths of hell and prevent the awakening of the evil demon that lives below, shall forever be known as the brotherhood of the damned stupid.

"Certainty of death, small chance of success... well, what're we waiting for?"

Sounds like your Average game of D&D to me

[Intimidator]

Atrocities said:
Bill Gates or Micheal Jackson would do nicely I would think.

I vote for Michael Jackson..................

[tesco samoa]

well i know what will be on tv for a few weeks... Damn And I thought huricanes still had a few more weeks of life...

One can only wish for the sharks to come back


P.S. I am attempting to poke fun at doom and gloom news... as I understand it is quite serious for the people that live near the problem

[EvilGenius4ABetterTomorro]

I remember 1980 eruption. That ash chokes air filters on cars, grits up you hair, gets in the corner of your eyes, aggravates your existing hayfever, and makes for gray boogers. And unlike a silica based ash or pumice, it does not insulate against electricity. It conducts quite well and sometimes will short out electrical serivce. Just think gray snow. If it's on your car you can't wipe it off 'cause it will scratch paint; gotta bLast it with a hose. It took about 4 years to make it totaly disappear.