Another Newbie Slugfest - Restarted

[Steerpike]

The scene: A boy and his Grandfather.
"Why did I have to hide in the bunker today Grandfather?"
"Because a giant came by to negotiate peace."
"What does 'negotiate' mean?"
"It means he told us we were ruled by the giants and to give them all our virgins, or else."
"Whats a virgin? And why do they want them?"
The old man looks towards the sky. "They want virgins to ...uhh... make spells and stuff."
"So whats a virgin? Are you a virgin? Do we know any virgins?"
"NO NO Im not a Virgin boy, no. Ahhh... well... you have to be over a certain age so your safe, uhm..."
"Is my sister safe?"
The old man glances towards a very attractive 16 year old with mixed feelings." Aye boy your sister is probably the safest girl in the village, old spinster Twanky is in trouble though and good riddance to that old windbag."
"So will they leave us alone if we give them spinster Twanky?"
"No boy unfortunately Hulfgar had a bit too much river water yesterday and woke up like a bear after hibernation. He basically told the giant to go home and ... well never mind the details."
"What did the giant do?"
The old man looks forlornely towards the Jotun Mountains in the distance. "Nothing Boy, nothing, he just smiled and licked his lips."