OT: Hi Jack, Take my Thread Please. ;)

[narf poit chez BOOM]

/me squish you both into goey paste. /me squish this thread into a goey paste. /me nullifies all counter-arguements.

[Alneyan]

Since this thread has remained in its original shape (despite your threats), we can safely assume your attack did little to our bodies. This is, obviously, not an arguement, but merely a statement.

Oh, and do not take this thread too seriously. I mean, a Tarrasque in that D&D game is very nice and all, but I would rather not have to battle it right now. Granted, you might want some sort of revenge, but please, do not exert retribution upon my poor Tiefling.

Deadstar, yes it was that. I happen to be in the same solar system as Narf, which would be a complication. Annoying that. Have you seen any flying saucer for strategical retreat purposes when/if the Star Destroyer starts destroying our sun?

[Raging Deadstar]

Unfortunatly RD is currently a pile of gooey paste. Now, this is a problem and a new viewpoint all in one. Humans were once gooey paste, this leaves millions of options for evolution. But back then Humans weren't humans then and didn't think, certainly they weren't typing a message on a forum anyway. So if i'm doing this in a gooey paste form that makes this completely illogical, and if i come into contact with logic...

Oh Gods....

I've just become a logic triggered PLasticene Explosive!!!

As for Flying Saucers....I'm assuming you have no star destroyers left? Considering that this ship was a "Sentry Star Destroyer" it was important enough to have a title, and if it was important it must have cost more. You didn't blow your budget on One ship instead of a lot did you? If you're looking for flying saucers all i can suggest is make sure you're carrying a towel.

[Combat Wombat]

SE5 will probly be DirectX 7 since that is what Starfury used and it is basiclly the same engine.

[Aiken]

DX7 is horribly outdated. If new DX functions are backward compatible, se5 will be rewritten in DX9.

edit: probably. But don't quote me on that

[Alneyan]

Thankfully, I do not know what is pLasticene, or pLasticine, or anything of the like. Therefore, I am immune to the effects of that... erh... let's adopt a scientific approach, and call it a thingy.

"Sentry Star Destroyer" only referred to its orders, as it was ordered to blow up the star when an enemy vessel (no matter what sort of ship) is sighted. A suitable title would be "The Baleful Light of the Land of Woe, Harbinger of Sorrow and Despair, Forerunner of Destruction and Chaos, Herald of Suffering and Death", among other similar appellations. But you know, speed kills in a battle, and so you need a shorter name when ordering that ship around, hence its sober name of "Oops".

Since all sorts of things can go wrong in this universe, the vessel was equipped with no less than six Stellar Torpedoes, and did kill my budget because of this extra cost. The ship also comes with its own Warp Opener, several teleportation devices, seventeen redundant Quantum Reactors, and ten thousand units of 0kt armour (P&N *something* Gel. Buckygel?). Of course, I will not bore you with details about its conventional weaponry, which merely includes eight highly focused Ripper Beams, and the Z-Bombs, powerful enough to kill twenty billion inhabitants in a single hit.

Sadly, this ship had a most impressive price tag, and so I did not have the means of purchasing other vessels. Of course, the "Oops" Star Destroyer came with escape pods, but their range is equal to "distance to reach the nearest wormhole minus one hundred meters" since I am such a wicked leader. I failed to notice it means I cannot use them myself though, and it seems a bit too late now. Annoying, isn't it?

At least, the ship was well worth its cost. There is simply nothing that can interfere with it now. A good thought to keep in mind when I die because I was a miser. Positive thinking and all that I guess.

[narf poit chez BOOM]

/me ties Alneyan to the railroad tracks...I mean, Earth. And then goes back to his ship.

[Alneyan]

*Snickers, and calls Raging Deadstar in for support* Hey friend, you won't let me to die on that dead star, will you? I know you aren't that kind of folk, really. But please, hurry up! The ETA before Kadaboom time is only six minutes and fourty seconds.

[Raging Deadstar]

RD quickly mobilises himself, after returning back to a less gooey paste form. He thinks of ways to possibly get Alneyan out of there, and following tradition...

Since in The Uk it's Bonfire Night...

Alneyan soon finds him strapped to two giant fireworks

Don't worry Friend, the Chinese Inventor who tried this originally was the first man to achieve flight years before the wright brothers....

He just achieved flight in several different directions

[narf poit chez BOOM]

*For a brief second, an image flickers in an orbit slightly tighter(in stellar scale) than the earths. Call it a huge spaceship. A projectile, visible only if zoomed in so far that the hull plates look flat, flies out of a briefly-opened blue glow. It looks, if we pause the image, strangely enough, like an eight-foot mouse in a spacesuit with a bubble helment, weilding a giant hammer. And if the com traffic were audible through space, a cry of 'BANZAI!' could be heard as the spacesuited mouse flies past at 1.30 C.*

*Some 6 minutes later, a figure steps aboard a spaceship through a rent in the hull of a spaceship. In the lighting, a tube can be seen leading directly into the figure's mouth, down which some liquified orange substance can be seen to flow. The figure lifts the hammer and strikes. Directly at the point of impact, the wall of the cooridor simply vaporizes. Expanding ripples blow out deck after deck. And, if the com traffic was again audible, a mutter of 'Ok, ship, let's see how tough you really are' could be heard.*

*Zooming the camera out, we see a star destroyer floating close to a yellow sun. Every few seconds, gouts of debris fly out of gaping holes which suddenly appear.*