Captain Will!

[narf poit chez BOOM]

Posts? Aren't those those funny wooden things sticking out of the ground?

[Atrocities]

I regert to inform all newly promoted offices that do to an over abundance of recently promoted Captains, cut backs have to be made. If your post is between 800 and 820 expect to be cut back to 80 Posts by the end of the week.

We do apologize for any inconvience this may cost, but hey, thats what we are here for.