Your Empire Is Going To War When:

spoon · #1 December 28th, 2004, 01:20 AM

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Atrocities said:
51. You nearest neighbor accidently analyeses his entire battle fleet.

Nobody would be that stupid...

Atrocities · #2 December 28th, 2004, 01:22 AM

52. When someone says to you in response to #51. "Nobody would be that stupid." - but you know you are.

narf poit chez BOOM · #3 December 28th, 2004, 04:44 AM

53. You realise you're in a book...And the writer is David Drake.

54. Even worse - The co-writer is S.M. Stirling.

(Personally, I think if any of their poor characters ever met them...Well, it wouldn't be pretty.)

Atrocities · #4 December 31st, 2004, 09:26 AM

55. Your death ray has been successfully tested
56. Your death ray has been successfully tested on your neighbors most populated planet.
57. You just placed a "We Come In Peace" bumper sticker on all of your warships.
58. You have nothing better to do.
59. God told you that you are God.
60. You want to get away from the wife for a while.

Escaflowne · #5 December 31st, 2004, 12:18 PM

61. Scientific accident kills millions, damages the environment, and destroys critical infrastructure. You blame your new neighbors.