Bye Asmala.

[primitive]

Hopefully they keep him away from the command centre or I fear we might see this on CNN:

Newsflash:
In a bold move Finnish military forces led by brilliant young strategist “Asmala” just retook Karelia from the Russian Federation. Using surprise tactics and new weapons like “Ripper Beams” and “Wave motion Guns” the Finnish forces were able to annihilate the Russian defenders in a matter of hours.

The battle losses combined with raids by Finnish commandoes behind the Russian lines caused the Russian population to first become unhappy and then break out in riots. Facing economic collapse, Russian president Vladimir Putin had no choice but to agree to a treaty of subjugation to the newly formed Finnish Empire. Leaders from around the world is expected in Helsinki for the crowning ceremony of Emperor Asmala I.

In an interview with CNN, Emperor Asmala explains the reasons for his actions.
“Yeah, there is some history and grudges and stuff, but mostly I missed my KOTH crown. It’s frigging cold in Finland I was freezing.”


GL Asmala.
Wear a hat instead

BTW:
History lesson

[Nodachi]

Asmala, thank you for all the work and effort you've put into the KOTH league. You will be missed! See you in a year!