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January 20th, 2005, 10:00 AM
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Re: You Might Be A Fat Emperor If:
The Universe's largest oranic intelligent supercomputer evolved in one of your pores.
Your barbecues won't even be lit without 100,000 Harkonnen Flame Tanks. (Emperor: Battle for Dune)
Your teeth will chew up Sphereworlds.
Your first Sphereworld is still lost - your scientists presume it's stuck between your teeth and you hane't noticed.
Your farts outrange Plasma Torpedoes.
Your farts at their maximum range are stronger then Plasma Torpedoes fired point blank.
You moved one of your fat heaps around your waist and you potted the entire Greater Magellanic Cloud into a massive black hole, instantly winning a game of billiards in a higher dimension you didn't know about. (The dimension AND the game)
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January 20th, 2005, 04:05 PM
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Re: You Might Be A Fat Emperor If:
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The Last time you went out into public, wearing yellow, people attempted to hail you.
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January 20th, 2005, 04:47 PM
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Re: You Might Be A Fat Emperor If:
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The Last time you went out into public, wearing yellow, people attempted to hail you.
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One of the largest taxicab companies in the US is Yellow Cab; they paint their taxis bright yellow. To flag down a cab so it will pick you up, you "hail" it.
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January 20th, 2005, 05:33 PM
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Re: You Might Be A Fat Emperor If:
Oooh, I see.
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January 20th, 2005, 05:57 PM
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Re: You Might Be A Fat Emperor If:
You pull apart Ringworlds to use them as toilet paper 
You scratch your nail across a blackboard and everyone within 100 lightyears dies of the shockwave, and everyone within 1000 lightyears is deaf instantly
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January 20th, 2005, 06:26 PM
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Re: You Might Be A Fat Emperor If:
Somebody has to say it:
When you sit around your empire, you really sit around your empire.
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January 20th, 2005, 11:39 PM
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Re: You Might Be A Fat Emperor If:
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ROFLMAO - Very good one.
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