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January 20th, 2005, 05:33 PM
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Re: You Might Be A Fat Emperor If:
Oooh, I see.
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January 20th, 2005, 05:57 PM
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Re: You Might Be A Fat Emperor If:
You pull apart Ringworlds to use them as toilet paper 
You scratch your nail across a blackboard and everyone within 100 lightyears dies of the shockwave, and everyone within 1000 lightyears is deaf instantly
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January 20th, 2005, 06:26 PM
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Re: You Might Be A Fat Emperor If:
Somebody has to say it:
When you sit around your empire, you really sit around your empire.
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Of course, by the time I finish this post, it will already be obsolete. C'est la vie.
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January 20th, 2005, 11:39 PM
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Re: You Might Be A Fat Emperor If:
Quote:
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Somebody has to say it:
When you sit around your empire, you really sit around your empire.
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ROFLMAO - Very good one.
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January 20th, 2005, 11:43 PM
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Re: You Might Be A Fat Emperor If:
The Space Food Empires universe no longer exists.
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January 21st, 2005, 04:23 AM
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Re: You Might Be A Fat Emperor If:
You breathe deeply and crush the entire Greater Magellanic Cloud to death against the Great Wall. (Not the one in China, I explained it b4 in the SEV: What's on your Wish List thread. Look it up there.
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January 21st, 2005, 10:02 AM
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Re: You Might Be A Fat Emperor If:
People start to classify you as a black hole.
Your homeworld is a sphere world, and is full with only 1 billion people living on it.
Every time you try to go through a warppoint, you won't fit.
You try to eat the organic ships.
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January 21st, 2005, 10:13 AM
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Re: You Might Be A Fat Emperor If:
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The Space Food Empires universe no longer exists.
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Because of YOU.
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January 21st, 2005, 04:11 PM
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Re: You Might Be A Fat Emperor If:
You have smaller fat emperors orbiting around you...
While aboard an orbital space station, you influence the tides...
When you step on the scale, it says 'To be continued...'
Your Empire's tailors have had to change 'One Size Fits All' to 'One Size Fits Most...'
You take your Royal Imperial Cloak the the cleaners and they tell you they don't do curtains...
Your Royal Imperial shoes need license plates...
McDonalds has to change their signs every time you eat there...
Your portrait has to be painted from orbit...
You go to sleep in a field outside your palace, and when you wake up, you've been zoned for commercial developement...
Everytime you turn around your subjects have a Welcome Back celebration....
And finally,
After a trip to Rigelon IV, you are diagnosed with an incurable flesh-eating disease... And the doctors give you 37 years to live.
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January 21st, 2005, 05:22 PM
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Re: You Might Be A Fat Emperor If:
If getting out of bed in the mornign causes a polar wobble - sixty lightyears away.
If your commanders and navigators have to give you a 'wide berth'
If during a parade, a kid points to you and asks his mommy "Mommy, why isn't that baloon flying?"
If you fear japanese whalers are trying to assisnate you.
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